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Sunday
Aug212011

Blue on the Outside, Red on the Inside

The subtlety of the One World Order knows no bounds. The propaganda must start early. It was not enough that NBC had 8 years of highly rated communist propaganda directed at our youth, but they had to make it into a movie too. I am referring of course to the Smurfs.

Note that all the Smurfs dress alike, except for the leader—Papa Smurf—as some Smurfs are more equal than others. This shows the importance of a classless society. But as in the reality of such societies the leader is in charge. Doubt what I am saying? It is not a coincidence that Papa Smurf wears a red hat and has a Karl Marx beard. 

Each member of the village is known by his job or outstanding characteristics. Painter Smurf paints and Baker Smurf bakes. You are not an individual, you are a part of the collective, each living in identical mushrooms—wearing identical clothes. There is no need for money in the village-typical of communist propaganda. 

The creators of the cartoon do not even try to be subtle with regard to that arch villain of the Smurfs—Gargamel. He is obviously meant to represent the Republicans. There is even a resemblance between Gargamel and former president Bush. Both despise the working class represented by the Smurfs. Both are incompetent, and all their plans fail. Not even anti-semitism is beyond the Smurfs. Azrael (Israel) is the name of the Gargamel's pet cat—just as Israel is the surrogate who represents American interests in the Middle East.

The other issue is that the Smurfs are designed to increase the acceptance of homosexuality. The Smurfs are almost all men. This conditions our children to accept alternate life styles. Why else would they choose Neil Patrick Harris to be a "friend" of the Smurfs? 

Finally the 3D glasses are not Smurfy. These glasses allow the propaganda to bypass the conscious mind and it goes directly to the subconscious mind. This means our children cannot evaluate what they see. Keep your children home! 

Well at least they did not make a movie where Cowboys fight Aliens. On that we can be thankful. 

Sunday
Jul032011

In The Year 2025

In celebration of this, my 5,000th blog post, I arranged with the Wayback Machine 5.0 to send this post back in time to 2011. 

It was a nice July walk to the coffee shop today as the snow has finally melted. We have adjusted to the Global Cooling well. The immigration of the glacier-locked Canadians was a godsend to the construction industry. 

Stacy just had her first child. Her husband, Hung Ho Lee, is a good man and doing well in his job at China Motors (used to be GM). We hope to visit Stacy in Shanghai next year. 

I just received my first Social Security check at age 70. I do not believe the rumor that the checks will stop coming this fall; President Bristol Palin will not allow this. She is looking out for me. I am glad that the constitution was amended to allow President Palin to inherit the office from her father. 

I just ordered my latte, and I am surfing the web with my iNeural implant from AppleComcast. I just tugged on my ear to start it up. The guy next to me is tugging away madly on his ear—he must have the iWindows implant from Googlesoft. Hopefully he does not have the iPorno implant from Facebook. Disgusting. 

The economy is fine. The Dow Jones just reached $100,000, twice the $50,000 that some pundits predicted. The latte is ready. I am sorry they banned dairy products in 2020 as cruel to animals, but I have gotten used to the soy milk taste. The Latte cost me $100. Life is good! 

I was allowed to send you all one Youtube link with my best advice for the future. Here it is: 

Saturday
Jun042011

Slave Labour

The Chinese are very innovative, even in slave labor:

As a prisoner at the Jixi labour camp, Liu Dali would slog through tough days breaking rocks and digging trenches in the open cast coalmines of north-east China. By night, he would slay demons, battle goblins and cast spells. Liu says he was one of scores of prisoners forced to play online games to build up credits that prison guards would then trade for real money. The 54-year-old, a former prison guard who was jailed for three years in 2004 for "illegally petitioning" the central government about corruption in his hometown, reckons the operation was even more lucrative than the physical labour that prisoners were also forced to do.

In video game jargon this is called "farming." I think we need tariffs against virtual gold. We need to allow our young people to be competitive in video games! If we Americans can not be competitive in playing video games, how can we be competitive anywhere? 

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